Chicken Noodle Sup-erior Walls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FxRWvRPpM8\n\nHow Superior are these walls?\n\nThese walls are so Superior that when they do push-ups they don\’t push themselves up, they push the Earth down.\n\nThese walls are so Superior that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from these walls.\n\nThese walls are so Superior that they can cut through a hot knife with butter.\n\nThese walls are so Superior that they won American Idol using only sign language.\n\nThese walls are so Superior that they counted to infinity…twice.\n\nThese walls are so Superior that they won a game of Connect Four in only three moves.\n\nAs one can see we have installed the superior walls into the hole creating a basement and a solid foundation for the rest of the house.  Caretakers joined Mark\’s workers in flattening out the gravel in the basement to prepare for the slab of concrete to be poured.  A rough estimate done by one caretaker was that each person moved 972 buckets of gravel.  This estimate, however, is so rough that a shark brushed against it and was sanded smooth.\n\nComing soon:  The pouring of a concrete slab to create a basement floor.

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